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Not bear fight, beer fight! Oh thank Xenu, the jump is here.
This blog is made by and for San Diego Padres fans. Just trying to find a silver lining to a team still searching for gold. #1 Will Venable fans.
Showing posts with label Brewers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Brewers. Show all posts
Monday, February 25, 2013
Spring Training 2013: February 25th (Game 4)
The Padres face the Brewers with the rights to sudsy beverages as the victor's prize. Would the evil conglomerate empire or the valiant microbreweries prevail in this beer fight?
Tuesday, February 12, 2013
A Padres' FanFest Write-Up - Hey A Picture!
Dear reader, I wish to take you on a journey. A wonderful journey of the mind. A dream scape unsullied by pictographs rendering your imagination moot and void. No, here we find a land of possibilities.
At this point, the author pauses to pose a question most hypothetical: you, most handsome or beautiful reader -have you lost weight?- would you prefer a blog post supplemented with visual affirmation that your humble recorder of the fates was "there" (which is purely metaphysical nonsense!)? Of course not. How droll.
Besides, if a picture's worth a thousand words, I think Bret would be fairly pissed if I posted two images and called it a night. Onward we go, lovable reader, onward to the past.
David Eckstein, clearly buggered by this Inception-level poopoo.
At this point, the author pauses to pose a question most hypothetical: you, most handsome or beautiful reader -have you lost weight?- would you prefer a blog post supplemented with visual affirmation that your humble recorder of the fates was "there" (which is purely metaphysical nonsense!)? Of course not. How droll.
Besides, if a picture's worth a thousand words, I think Bret would be fairly pissed if I posted two images and called it a night. Onward we go, lovable reader, onward to the past.
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