Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Top Ten Tuesdays: Padres Memes

It's time for Top Ten Tuesdays, a segment that will be anything but consistent.  We all love memes.  We all love the San Diego Padres.  I have a feeling we all won't love these memes- in fact, it took me a long time to find 10 respectable ones and the ones at the top of this list aren't even that great.  Here...we...go.

10. 

An overused meme IMO and not too funny, although it would take the Monstars'
 help to get the Padres 8 in a row this year.

9. 

Philosoraptor is a classic meme but this installment falls short of lasting appeal. 
Durr hurr they suck so funny right?

8. 

Scumbag Steve with an unfriendly reminder that the Padres are the only team yet to pitch a no-hitter.

7. 

Oh hey Adrian nice to see you. Why does your face look like this:


Hopefully the Dodgers end up in the DOGHOUSE at the end of the year.  SO FUNNY

6. 

Boromir may have a point on this one.  Will the Padres break out the brooms this year?
Then again, Boromir was corrupted by the Ring so he is kinda dum.

5. 

Dumb and Dumber is the greatest comedy ever written.  I couldn't help but appreciate this.
What's their playoff probability at right now?

4. 

Bad Luck Brian with another case of bad luck.  Made the list also because of a strange resemblance to a fellow contributor to this blog...hmmmmmm.

3. 

Another appearance by the Philosoraptor.  He does present quite a quandary.
But the answer is: The Padres will lose.  Remember when they lost 3 of 4 at home to the terrible Cubs in 2010 and then had to sweep The Giants to make it to the Playoffs and then it came down to the last game and the The Padres lost and the The Giants won the effing World Series. Yuuuuuuuuuuuup.

2. 

I don't know why this made me laugh so much maybe it's because the home runs wouldn't count because he took PEDs.  Or just because stats from a games against The Padres should have an asterisk.  Players are probably like, "We get to face Marquis? And then Ross?!?! REJOICE!!"

1. 

The Pitiful Padres.

This speaks for itself.  It is the essence of The Padres, why we made this blog, why we love the team.

Whatever we write on this blog, know that we love this team and nothing will ever change that.  But seriously people to need to make some better memes, are The Padres THAT bad that people get bored of making fun of them?


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