(NL) Western Haikus

Working on self-imposed deadlines (also known as responsibility), we I sometimes write myself into a corner, a corner of which we haven't yet written.

Matsuo Basho looking forward to a Padres' World Series Win;
Probably not pleased by our feeble efforts

Facing a demanding task, we have to escape a prison of our own construct. We'll carve our way out, Andy Dufresne-style, seventeen syllables at a time.

Long live Will "The Thrill,"

Five words to always live by.
He is very nice.

Walk, steal, bunt, sac fly
That’s how you score at Petco
Padres take the lead

Hi Anthony Bass,
Here, have some barbecue chips
They're your favorite


Hey Giants, You suck
Romo, Posey, Lincecum
Enjoy missing playoffs

I love Buddy Black
He can win with what he’s got
Keep up the good work

Strike out once, strike out
twice, strike out three times. Oh boy,
the Kyle Blanks special.

Yamsmani Grandal
A fifty game suspension
That really blows man

Hard-nosed New Yorker
Jason Marquis sorta reminds
One of Wario

The Great Nick Hundley
Play hard for the fifty games
Tucson misses you

We may have never
won a World Series, but we
have damn good weather.

Dale Thayer's mustache
The envy of all pitchers
What a handlebar

Section 1-3-3,
Row fifteen, seat number four-
Best seat in Petco.

Zach Braff lookalike
Cory Luebke should return
Sometime around June