Fantasy Friars: You're Already Dead (Metaphorically)

As Spring Training begets Opening Day begets "10 games back in July isn't that insurmountable", most baseball fans will soon face the crushing realization that their fantasy team(s) suck just as much as the actual teams they support. Which will hurt worse? The possibility of losing ground in the standings to a Phillies' fan with a team name of "Young Love" or watching a professional sports team falter to the actual Delmon-Michael super-combo?

Your fantasy baseball team and its witty name: Lord Galzas
Cold-hard reality: Kenshiro